HEARTLAND, USA – They were told they wouldn’t win a playoff game. They were told they didn’t deserve a playoff spot coming from such a weak division. They were told they couldn’t hang with the big boys of the league. Monday night the Heartland Holy Cows silenced all their critics and showed their true heart as they outlasted the powerful Express of Sugar Land enroute to claiming their first-ever ABA Trophy.
In a series that featured everything but stellar pitching, the Holy Cows finally found a way to awaken their bats after a season of underwhelming offense. Following their Game 1 trouncing, 12-4, at the hands of the Express, the Cows roared back to win the next four games in a row — starting with a 7-3 road win and then winning 7-4, 9-5 and 13-9 for a three game home sweep to clinch the series.
“You’d prefer to see a tight 1-0, or 2-1 ballgame in the post-season. By Game 5 it was clear that the pitchers were an endagered species, but we are certainly happy with the outcome,” exclaimed a jubliant Jason Dyniewski, owner and GM of the Holy Cows.
Good pitching certainly was scarce as the Cows finished the five-game series with a team ERA of 6.34 which only slightly outpaced the 8.36 ERA posted by the Express. With the exception of Cows’ starter, Bartolo Colon (2.84 in 6 IP), neither team featured a starting pitcher with an ERA better than 4.50.
Heading into the series, it was expected to be a battle of the Express offense verses one of the top pitching staffs in the league in the Holy Cows. Yet, the Cows finally found the offense that had eluded them for most of the regular season — led by the Championship Series MVP, 2B Jeff Kent, who batted .550 for the series.
“After several trips to the playoffs and coming home empty-handed, we understand the frustration of finishing the season just short of the ultimate prize. We tip our caps to the entire Express team — a classy organization that has certainly set a high standard of excellence in this league,” said Mr. Dyniewski.
In a bit of an interesting historical twist, the Cows had to beat the Blues and the Express to claim the 2004 Championship. These two organizations are the only 3-time champions in the history of the league which should provide the Cows with a healthy measure of their accomplishment this year.
“Winning one trophy was hard enough, let alone getting to experience this feeling mulitple times, ” said Cows owner, Jason Dyniewski. “We will certainly savor this moment and hope to carry this success into 2005 with the hope of working towards another ABA Trophy,” continued Mr. Dyniewski.
And so the 2004 season comes to a close with a surprising end involving a team that shocked the rest of the league with its determination. For a team that had everyone else exclaiming “Holy Cow!” at their remarkable accomplishments, perhaps it’s fitting that the only ones they didn’t surprise were themselves.
EDITOR’S NOTE
Boxscores from all playoff games are available on the ABA website.